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Okay, so I tried the meme where you put "Chris needs" into Google...

unfortunately, Chris Needs appears to be a BBC Wales presenter.

So we have (sticking to the ones that make grammatical sense):

Chris Needs' Garden
Chris Needs fel mynd [that was in Welsh]
Chris Needs Fanclub
Chris Needs Show
Chris Needs, radio broadcaster
Chris Needs - late night listening on BBC Radio Wales
Chris Needs Hospital Appeal
Chris Needs friendly garden and it blossoms in the heart

and then some other ones:

Chris needs your sex talk
Chris needs to give me cancer
Chris needs no mic stand · after a juggling act
Chris needs your help
Chris needs to compare quotes from stand-alone, independent providers
Chris needs to check the terms under which the policy will pay out
Chris needs to ditch the macaroni jewelry
Chris needs a makeover
Chris needs a stronger pop off the ground with his left leg
Chris needs to keep working his left towards his top hand
Chris needs to check that everything is going well
Chris needs a structured but caring and consistent family environment
Chris needs a family that will stick with him through thick and thin
Chris Needs >more info
CHRIS NEEDS FEEDING

And on that note, breakfast-time.