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Actual spam email.

"Dear Sir/Madam,

We are pleased to inform you that as a result of our recent
lottery draw held on the 25 th November 2005. Your e-mail address
attached to ticket number 27522465896-532 with serial number 652-662
failed to draw lucky numbers 7-14-18-23-31-45, which consequently
didn't win anything. You have therefore not been approved for a lump
sum pay out of 1,000,000 (Euros)(One Million Euros only) Note that all
participants in this lottery program have been selected randomly
through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 companies and
30,000,000 individual email addresses from all search engines and
websites.

This promotional program takes place every year, and is
promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like the Sultan of
Brunei; Bill Gates of Microsoft Inc and other corporate organizations.
This is to encourage the use of the Internet and computers worldwide.
For security purpose and clarity, we advise that you keep your winning
information confidential until your claims have been processed and your
money remitted to you.

This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claims and unwarranted abuse of this program by some
participants. We look forward to your active participation in our next year USD50 million slot.

You are requested to contact our Lottery
coordinator below to assist you with your winnings and subsequent
payments. "
(what, the ones which you clearly stated above that I didn't have?)

So yeah, that was today's weird stuff.

And if anyone is struggling for what to write in their blog, here is inspiration.

P.S. How long before we see a webcomic about the creation of a webcomic?